Thursday 25 July 2013

Holy Tortilla! I'm not a lazy bastard!

Whats up interwebs!

I haven't been neglecting you (well i have) i just have been at work and am adjusting to a new shift at worksies! But i have been playing games, many many games, a friend of mine has been hosting me the whole time which is lovely of him, however all the reports i have for you are vs Retribution. We have strived to use all our 'locks/'casters and even some silly ones (eMorghoul so name one). so without any more stalling, I give thee...

MAKA3DA VS pVYROS(?)

Makaeda and the Exalted Court
  • Bronzeback
  • Gladiator
  • Molik Karn
  • Krea
  • Aptimus Marketh
min Paingivers
Swamp Gobbers
Max Incindiarii
Willbrekaer
Agonizer

Vyros the Birdman
  • Hyperion
  • Banshee
  • Banshee
Halberdiers +UA
Mittens Crew (no idea what their name is)
Artificer
Ice Bitch

End of Round 1 - SS DG (same shit different game), peeps ran, Maka3da chucked up Vortex, dropped 3 on aggy. Krea animus'd and charged, gobbers moved and smoked. Veryone else ran! Same for him except Iron Resolve went onto the halberdiers.
End of Round 2 - So I'm doing this at the end of each Round, and my mate was doing it every turn, i might do it like him one day, the issue was my phone was playing the toons so i was loath to remove it every turn. Anywho, stuff did things, my incindiarii lit some stuff on fire (banshee) and killed a few of the halberdiers, and then in turn got half their numbers turned to paste. aggy ran up saying, Jacks don't need focus telling it to the lefthand banshee and Hyperion. His banshee took the objective, while the rest of my list just set up for next turn. Maka3da is toeing the zone, krea aura and swamp gobber smoke is up, Can't remember why i thought Molik should stand there, but there was probs a good reason.
End of Skorne Turn 3 -  The gravy turn, gravy was consumed (corn flavoured). Molik Karn murdurlated the banshee from behind, more dudes got burned, and i lit Hyperion up. Maka3da charged the Hyperion with one of her buds with fate walker up. Now my opponent was very kind for me to use a little time warp and activate marketh before glads, he eliminatored a halberdier, allowing her to move out of glad's way. Krea moved up and aura'd, titan glad charged but was short of killing the Hyperion, bronzey ran up... not sure why. Gobbers covered Makaeda, or rather where she'd like to be. and then Maka3da fate walkered back to safety.
End of Ret Turn 3 - His stuff did what his stuff needed to do, but not as effectively as it could/should have. Hyperion got beefed by his entire army and killed my Bronzeback ( saddface ) but failed to kill my Glads ( happyface ), and whats better is Banshee 2 was unable to reach mr glads from behind Hyperion! Some guys failed to kill Molik, and the Halberdiers tried to screen Vyros from our Cyclops Chieftan.
End of THE GAME! - Mr Glads when Akimbo and ruined Mr Hyperion's day, Ms Krea moved up to try and negate Vyros' wall bonus, in hindsight i really should have shot the birdman. Marketh upkept Maka3da's Vortex and she went full Samuraii and decapitated the man and the bird, winning me the game. Unfortunately i recieved no Control points, but killing the birdman was fun.

Thoughts - I really need to L2P better, my orders of activations is just stupid, i need to work it out. ESPECIALLY when the Mortitheurges and Marketh are concerned. They really need to act before anything else, they are just such insignificant pieces on the board i can miss them too easily. But as it was only a friendly my opponent was very kind (a theme that will repeat itself i'm sure)! 


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